The Aesthetic Contrarian Weekly Recap

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Arnica and £100K

WELCOME TO THE FIRST BLOODY ISSUE.
This isn’t another polished, sterile, AI-prompted newsletter spoon-feeding you fluff.

Cannula and Being Liked

Welcome to your no-holds-barred,
zero-BS briefing for aesthetic disruptors. This week, I’m going in hard on the industry’s favourite safety……

Top Ups and Inner Circle

Newsletter Issue:
“Top-Up Nonsense, Circle Jerks & What To Do Instead”. The aesthetics industry doesn’t need another……

Vat

VANITY & VERY EXPENSIVE MISTAKES
If you’re in aesthetics and still think VAT is just a thing for spas and shops— you’re probably halfway to….

PRP and the Lodger

PRP, Burnout, and Bullsh*
Let me guess: You’re busy. Booked. Burnt out. Still flogging PRP like it’s unicorn piss in a syringe.

Exosomes and My Drug Habit

“IF YOU’RE STILL CHASING MIRACLES IN AESTHETICS, THIS ONE’S GONNA HURT…”

IVN and Sued

This one’s less “wellness spa” and more courtroom roast.
If you’ve ever been sued, sold IV drips, or stuck a blunt cannula where it didn’t belong,

Ultrasound and GDC

Welcome to your weekly dose of no-filter truth bombs, dry humour, and evidence-backed rebellion.
This week I’m dragging a sacred aesthetic cow to the abattoir

Collagen Supplements and Depression

If you’ve ever pushed collagen powders or smiled through your own burnout — this one’s for you.

Hygienists Special

STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION.
Dental Hygienists and Therapists: The Most Competent, Controlled, and Consciously Undermined Injectors in the Game.

Massage Failed Finals

Stop Massaging Your Mistakes & Start Owning Your F*ck-Ups
Does Post-Filler Massage Actually Help—Or Are We Just Poking for No Reason?

Microdosing Life Coach

Three Big Truths. One Unapologetic Voice. Zero Compromises.

Welcome to this week’s no-fluff recap — where we tear apart lazy trends, challenge industry fluff.

Skin Booster and Lonely At The Top

Three Big Truths. One Unapologetic Voice. Zero Compromises.

Welcome to this week’s no-fluff recap — where we tear apart lazy trends, challenge industry fluff.

Lip Ratios and Porn Site

Three Big Truths. One Unapologetic Voice. Zero Compromises.
If you’re still injecting lips by chasing the 1:1.6 golden ratio, you’re not an artist—you’re a geometry teacher with a syringe…

Hyaluron Pen and Top 10

Three Big Truths. One Unapologetic Voice. Zero Compromises.

The Hyaluron Pen is a reckless gimmick dressed up as innovation—no needle, no control, no clue where the filler’s going…

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