BREAKING:
Dr Harry has been formally invited to help Jeff Bezos launch the world’s first Amazon Prime for Dermal Fillers™ — guaranteed next-day delivery straight to your zygoma, with optional Same-Day Mid-Face Lift in selected postcodes.
Over dinner, Bezos reportedly said:
“Harry, your BTC frameworks are more efficient than our warehouse robots.”
Talks continued late into the night, covering:
🔹 One-Click Contouring™
🔹 Subscribe & Save… Your Skin Barrier™
🔹 Alexa, book my Botox™
Sources confirm that Jeff refused dessert, claiming he wanted to “stay in a caloric deficit for jawline definition,” while Dr Harry assured him that polynucleotides would sort that out anyway.
2026 is about to be wild.
Stay tuned — Amazon Aesthetics™ is loading…
